Good Morning!
Starting off with a quote about vomit and miracles.
"One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered."
Go.
Oh...and who said it? Don't you think he's pretty darn cute?
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It's Signs! His name is Juaqin (?) Phoenix...plays Johnny Cash in walk the line. Love that movie too.
Here's a good ol' Christmas one for ya!
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
Elf!!!
I love that movie. To bad I can't eat like that!!!
Here is mine:
"She makes me so mad... It's like flames on the side of my face.. h-h-heaving... b-b-breathing..."
ELF!!
"Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head...and swallow." From a cute movie that makes me laugh in spite of myself!
Shoot...you beat me to it while I was finding a quote!! :)
Happy Leila's is Clue, and Cori's is Grumpy Old Men! Great movies, both of 'em.
Mine:
" I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice."
Clueless from Dish
This is from a "musical." Could be considered a cult classic perhaps...
Feed me Semore, feed me all night long. Cuz’ if you feed me Semore, I can grow up, big and strong.
Little shop of horrors.
Here's mine,
"You better hurry up Clark, I am freezing my baguettes off."
Wendy!! Wow it has been so long! I love your blog. How are things going? This will be great to keep in touch. Sum
angi: christmas vacation...that movie is a staple in our family during the holidays, HILARIOUS!
sticking with the holiday theme, here's mine:
"What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary."
Angi - Troy's on the roof right now, pulling a Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation!
Mine:
"I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape."
Crud...same time.
Hey Sumar! Good to see you here.
PinkLady's is "It's a Wonderful Life". and Wendy's is "Home Alone?"
Today there are actually movie quotes I know!!!
Whoops - nothing in play.
Here's one:
"He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. Then *** ****** thought of something he hadn't before! Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"
The Grinch who stole Christmas!
In putting on the suit and entering the sleigh, the wearer waives any and all right to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of ***** *****, in perpetuity to which some time the wearer becomes unable to do so, by either accident or design.
The Santa Clause! I was going to use that!
Mine:
"My problem is that it's 2 A.M. My problem is I'm asleep. I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one: Don't propose to a girl on a bus, you got that? Rule number two: Don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream."
dishes: walk the line...am I sensing a joaquin phoenix theme from you today? if so, that's just fine by me, I approve. (hee hee)
here's mine:
"I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are. "
Pretty sure that is... Bridget Jones' Diary.
"Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles."
Busybez yours is from Miracle on 34th Street
Here is mine
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-****-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
ha ha... Happy Gilmore, just watched that one yesterday.
I want you to want to do the dishes.
That’s insane Brooke, no one wants to do dishes.
(I paraphrased the best I could remember)
Oh, Oh, Oh - the Breakup with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn.
Mine:(favorite musical)
"All of you! You all killed him! And my brother, and Riff. Not with bullets, or guns, with hate. Well now I can kill, too, because now I have hate!"
(((Yawn)))
One quote left open, but I'm too tired to stay up.
Thanks for playing everyone!
G'night.
I just HAD to answer your quote. I love
West Side Story
too. My mom would sing... I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and gay. A committee should be organized to honor me.
You got it!!!
My Mom loved that movie and she would sing "I feel Pretty" too.
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